Increase your wet dreams (if you're a man)

April 7 2009, 2:51am

Brought to you by Megan Macksey (I AM A GIRL)Dear Maggie,I'm sorry, but I guess you didnt recognize me. I should have been clearer. I am GOD. I'm really sorry you're pal is such a pussy.I must have made the ONE sorry mistake in my career as GOD and overlooked that I created a pussy.SHIIIIIIIIIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!My bad.HA!Maggie,as GOD I do advise you to not hang out with whiny,sad,cunt faced boys.I promise that I will never make the mistake of creating a boy with nothing to offer but a wet pissed stained blanket and a soft penis again.I do believe that the princess of swords is in your future as long as you decide to fulfill your cloud dreams and quit hangin with FAGGOTS!!!!!!!!LOVEGODI love youPS- This letter is in response to a total bitch. she sux