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Record Store Day with The Black Lips
If you aren't stoked on how great Record Store Day is going to be, we sure as hell are. Zia Record Exchange will be hosting The Black Lips for their in-store appearance this Saturday, April 18th. Tucson cronies, you should be sure not to miss out on the opportunity to hang with these solid dudes. Seriously, don't be "that guy."

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Nardwuar Chats Up The Black Lips
Nardwuar caught up with the Black Lips at SXSW this year and dug up some prime info. Find out Jared's connection with the gospel world. See how they bring sampling and looping into the garage rock world. See a rad photo of Iggy with The Iguanas. Lastly, you get to see them shoot off laser canons. The last one was made up but here's the video!
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Black Lips Get Real Technological

The Black Lips now have their very own iPhone app. This thing is pretty impressive, too. The app keeps you up to date on just about every part of the guys' life. You get photos, videos, tunes, tour dates, the whole nine. So let out that inner stalker and download this nifty thing for FREE! Click the app icon or the iPhone below to get your life right!

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I am writing this letter to you,Thats right you the girl that didnt know how to do......MM:How does it feel when you go to the grocery store and the parsley is in place of the cilantro????,JS: I dont really go to the grocery store. You know this because i take you out all the time and try to do it. And my bike dont hold shitMM:First and for most,thank you.So when I am out all the time gettin treated like a queen and then I go out to the finest of the FINEST adult clubs spending and indulging how does that rub you?JS: wel megan, i'm perfectly content staying home getting hammered while you go out getting nailed, but if I ever catch a whiff of it i'll fuck you upMM:My oh my Jared you got a sense of humor on your mouth..I only get hammered and nailed when I go to the hotspots of choiceJS:megan, I wanna know...you're a,seemingly, clean white chick. Why the naked korean baths all the time? MM:Jared,I gotta tell you I have always been a clean white chick indeed..but I must say the Korean baths are the U L T I M A T E cleansing experience.JS:fair enough. can't argue with that. You are a supreme babe. That Rules!! do you para sail??MM:On your face.JS:does the world suck in your opinion? and if it does, do you think it's Obamas fault? and if so, would you think the same if he was korean?MM:No,the world is not a cold place.BUT.....if Obama was Korean then the world would be eating spaghetti with a fork operated by a rubber band on a stick glued to a disabled kids face.JS:well, that sounds tempting...but I would roast the little runt feverishly. And while i'm at it,do you like me? like "like" me? cuz if you do we should quit this shit and make out. What do you think?MM:I think a roast of any lesser species is a ball to be had!!!!I do "like" you.Making out is pretty much the best thing ever..I wanna tongue your mouth.JS:RAD! okay ladies and germs, I'm gonna go suck face. Be happy even if youre sad. PEACE!MM:Be a lifelover forever..I am GOD making out with GOD!OoOoOooOoOoOoOoeeeeeEeeEeEeEeeooooooooooooooo
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In case you didn't know, I have feelings too. I have seen the flame burn bright. And do you really think I give a flying fuck!?!I cross my arms and wait for everything to come to me. It sucks, cuz I just got my ass kicked by a bunch a little kids....i'm so ashamedI am in the middle of the sea embraced by those that dont know me. And I'm gonna give em five seconds to split.I've decided that I'm on a roll.I have a mirror on the wall and I dont mind being friends with it. But when I look inside I see the lion in me and it makes me roar unto the plains. Kill all they hear, and bite, bite bite away. Destruction. as the african americans say..."lets do this"Come down to the trench with me I will show you everything that you have wanted to see.I know that you have been gone a long time but come with me. I can easily see myself traversing on the moon. Hippity hoppity jumping up up and down. I would be like a snowflake buried in a primordial razorblade...we would be friends and family. Scrabble would be our bloodline, and death would reign supremeCarry on to a happy place where there are no returns and I will be in waiting to be by your side when the mountains fall by the demand of the sky and when I see that sky, I will ask the Gods....SHOW IT TO ME!! and they will build me a ladder into the sky. I will climb this ladder. And I will drop an elbow on this fucking world!!!I will bathe in the triumph of the battle that I have won!!!!!!And know that this world will never say NO to MEGAN ROSE MACKSEY(GOD)
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Increase your wet dreams (if you're a man)
Brought to you by Megan Macksey (I AM A GIRL)Dear Maggie,I'm sorry, but I guess you didnt recognize me. I should have been clearer. I am GOD. I'm really sorry you're pal is such a pussy.I must have made the ONE sorry mistake in my career as GOD and overlooked that I created a pussy.SHIIIIIIIIIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!My bad.HA!Maggie,as GOD I do advise you to not hang out with whiny,sad,cunt faced boys.I promise that I will never make the mistake of creating a boy with nothing to offer but a wet pissed stained blanket and a soft penis again.I do believe that the princess of swords is in your future as long as you decide to fulfill your cloud dreams and quit hangin with FAGGOTS!!!!!!!!LOVEGODI love youPS- This letter is in response to a total bitch. she sux
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The Black Lips love you so much there is now an Exclusive Content Area. This will be open to all members of the mailing list, so sign up and get your first free Black Lips exclusive. If you have already signed up, you can get it now.
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Check out The Black Lips' interview during their stay at SXSW. You get to scope out what they chowed down on at the Broken Spoke, photos from GZA performing with them, and president hats?!
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Black Lips Release Video For I'll Be With You
Amidst the frenzy drummed up from their on-stage collabos with Wu Tang impresario GZA at SXSW earlier this month, The Black Lips have premiered a brand new video for "I'll Be With You," another standout from their latest Vice Records offering, 200 Million Thousand. Premiered last week on MTV2's Subterranean, you can currently catch footage from the show and some extras over at their blog. Need more? There's the Bandstand Busking performance of the song here from the Lips' stop in London earlier this year. Tired of visuals? MP3 is available below as well.
Download "I'll Be With You" From The Black Lips' 200 Million Thousand
http://www.viceland.com/vicerecords/black_lips-ill_be-with-you.mp3